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I'm Not a Dentist, But I Could Give You a Filling. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Why settle for ordinary when you can wear a hoodie that's as unique as your sense of humor? Our "I'm Not a Dentist, But I Could Give You a Filling" zip hoodie combines comfort with a touch of cheeky charm.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Eco-Friendly Excellence: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is not only stylish but also helps reduce environmental impact. Certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for quality and sustainability.
  • Supreme Comfort: Enjoy the soft, cotton-feel exterior and cozy brushed fleece interior. Perfect for lounging or layering.
  • Relaxed Fit: Designed with a unisex relaxed fit and drop shoulders, this hoodie provides a comfortable, laid-back look that suits everyone.
  • Thoughtful Details: Features a double-lined hood for extra warmth, a moon patch on the inside of the back for a touch of whimsy, and premium drawstrings and zipper with metal accents.
  • Easy Care: Comes with a tear-away care label, making it a breeze to keep this hoodie in top condition.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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