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I'm Jealous of Your Heart Because It's Pumping Deep Inside of You and I'm Not. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

Size: 2XS

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Embrace a blend of humor and eco-conscious fashion with the “I'm Jealous of Your Heart Because It's Pumping Deep Inside of You and I'm Not” zip hoodie. Perfect for everyday wear, this hoodie ensures you stay cozy and stylish while making a unique statement.

Key Features:

Eco-Friendly Fabric: Crafted from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is not only stylish but also sustainably made. It meets GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certifications for responsible production.
Ultimate Comfort: Enjoy a soft, cotton-feel exterior and a brushed fleece interior that feels great against the skin. The relaxed fit and drop shoulders add to the overall comfort.
Designed to Last: The double-lined hood and premium drawstrings with metal details enhance durability, while the self-fabric collar and cuffs ensure a snug fit.
Unique Details: Features a moon patch on the inside of the back for a touch of distinction. The hoodie also includes a tear-away care label for convenience.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	CHEST (inches)	WAIST (inches)	HIPS (inches)
2XS	34 ⅝	28 ⅜	35 ⅜
XS	36 ¼	29 ⅞	37
S	37 ¾	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	39 ⅜	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	42 ½	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	45 ⅝	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	48 ⅞	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	52	45 ⅝	52 ¾
4XL	55 ⅛	48 ⅞	55 ⅞
5XL	58 ¼	52	59
6XL	61 ⅜	55 ⅛	62 ¼

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