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It's All Shits & Giggles Until Someone Giggles & Shits. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

Size: 2XS

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Bring a touch of humor to your everyday wardrobe with the “It's All Shits & Giggles Until Someone Giggles & Shits” zip hoodie. Designed for both comfort and style, this hoodie combines eco-conscious materials with a playful statement.

Key Features:

Sustainable Fabric: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is eco-friendly and meets the GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certifications.
Supreme Comfort: Enjoy the soft, cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece on the inside. The relaxed fit with drop shoulders ensures a cozy, comfortable wear.
Durable Design: Features a double-lined hood, premium drawstrings, and a zipper with metal details for added durability. The self-fabric collar and cuffs enhance comfort and longevity.
Unique Details: Includes a moon patch on the inside of the back and a tear-away care label for convenience.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	CHEST (inches)	WAIST (inches)	HIPS (inches)
2XS	34 ⅝	28 ⅜	35 ⅜
XS	36 ¼	29 ⅞	37
S	37 ¾	31 ½	38 ⅝
M	39 ⅜	33 ⅛	40 ⅛
L	42 ½	36 ¼	43 ¼
XL	45 ⅝	39 ⅜	46 ½
2XL	48 ⅞	42 ½	49 ⅝
3XL	52	45 ⅝	52 ¾
4XL	55 ⅛	48 ⅞	55 ⅞
5XL	58 ¼	52	59
6XL	61 ⅜	55 ⅛	62 ¼

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