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It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets. Unisex Hoodie

$79.99 USD

Color: Black

Size: S

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Embrace warmth and humor with the "It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets" hoodie. This unisex hoodie combines unbeatable comfort with a playful design, making it a standout addition to your streetwear collection.

Features:

Material: 100% cotton face, 65% ringspun cotton, 35% polyester
Design: Front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a cozy 3-panel hood
Comfort: Soft and warm, perfect for chilly days and evenings

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For a comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Each hoodie is custom-made to order, so please allow a bit more time for delivery. This approach helps reduce overproduction and supports sustainable purchasing. Thank you for making a thoughtful choice!

Size guide

	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31
3XL	28	32

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