Skip to content

Welcome guest

Please login or register
Skip to product information

illuminaughty Merch Store

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Hoodie

$79.99 USD

Cooling-Off Period Notice

Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

Wait! 🛑 Before you place your order, please ensure you have selected the correct size(s) and/or variant(s). 

Who knew comfort could come with such a cheeky design? The "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" hoodie is not just the softest piece you'll ever own—it's also a standout in classic streetwear. With its cozy fabric and cool graphics, this hoodie will quickly become a favorite.

Features:

  • Material: 100% cotton face, 65% ringspun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Design: Front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood
  • Comfort: Soft, warm, and perfect for chilly evenings

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This hoodie is custom-made to order, so please allow a bit more time for delivery. This made-to-order approach helps reduce overproduction and supports sustainable purchasing. Thank you for making a thoughtful choice!

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32
  • 100% Laughs
    Guaranteed


My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Hoodie

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Hoodie

$79.99

Your Cart

Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.


Your Cart is empty
Let's fix that

Your Wishlist