I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs Travel mug with a handle

Bring a touch of bold humor to your daily routine with the "I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs" travel mug. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh with their coffee, this mug combines playful design with practical functionality.

Crafted from durable stainless steel and featuring a BPA-free plastic lid, this mug is built to withstand your busiest days. Its sleek design fits into most car cup holders, making it ideal for your commute or any adventure. With a 25 oz (739 ml) capacity, it keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature, and the handle ensures a comfortable grip wherever you go.

Key Features:

• Material: Stainless steel and BPA-free plastic
• Capacity: 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: Height: 7.9″ (20 cm), Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm), Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Care: Hand-wash only
• Special Note: To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.

Each travel mug is custom-made just for you upon order, which helps reduce overproduction and supports more sustainable purchasing. Thank you for making a thoughtful choice!