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I Bleached My Asshole for This? Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Meet the “I Bleached My Asshole for This?” zip hoodie—a statement piece that merges humor with sustainability. Whether you're lounging at home or stepping out, this hoodie keeps you stylish and comfortable.

Features You'll Love:

  • Eco-Friendly Materials: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is both sustainable and soft. It meets GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certifications, ensuring high-quality and eco-conscious production.
  • Supreme Comfort: Enjoy the soft, cotton-feel fabric outside and the cozy brushed fleece inside. Perfect for those chilly days or cozy nights.
  • Relaxed Fit: Designed with a unisex relaxed fit and drop shoulders for a laid-back, stylish look that fits everyone.
  • Durable and Stylish: Features a double-lined hood, self-fabric collar and cuffs, and premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details for added durability and style.
  • Unique Detail: A moon patch on the inside of the back adds a touch of uniqueness to this already standout hoodie.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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