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I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs. Unisex Hoodie

$79.99 USD

Color: Black

Size: S

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Elevate your casual wardrobe with the "I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs" hoodie. Combining humor with comfort, this hoodie is designed for those who like to stand out while staying cozy.

Features:

Material: Made with a 100% cotton face for a soft touch and a blend of 65% ringspun cotton and 35% polyester for durability.
Design: Features a front pouch pocket for convenience, a self-fabric patch on the back for a stylish touch, and matching flat drawstrings.
Comfort: The 3-panel hood and classic streetwear design ensure warmth and comfort on chilly days.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Each hoodie is made to order just for you, so please allow a bit of extra time for delivery. This approach helps reduce overproduction and supports sustainable purchasing. Thank you for making a thoughtful choice!

Size guide

	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31
3XL	28	32

100% Laughs
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