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I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs Men's t-shirt

$22.00 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Ready to make a bold statement with a dash of humor? The "I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs" unisex t-shirt is your perfect match. Combining comfort, wit, and just the right amount of sass, this tee is designed for those who love to keep things light and playful, whether they're on the beach or just kicking back.

Crafted from premium materials, this t-shirt offers a soft, lightweight feel that you’ll reach for time and time again. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for all body types, ensuring you look great and feel even better.

Product Features:

  • Material: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, giving you a soft, durable wear. Heather colors blend in some polyester for that perfect texture.
  • Fabric Weight: A balanced 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) that feels light yet substantial.
  • No Surprises: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures your tee keeps its shape and fit, wash after wash.
  • Durable Design: Side-seamed construction for a smooth, lasting finish.
  • Extra Comfort: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means you can wear this all day with ease.

This product is made especially for you once you place your order, which means it takes a bit longer to get to you—but it’s worth the wait. By choosing on-demand production, you’re helping reduce overproduction and supporting a more sustainable way to shop. So, not only do you get a cool shirt, but you also get to feel good about your purchase!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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