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It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets Men's t-shirt

$46.99 USD

Color: Black Heather

Size: XS

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When the temperatures drop and even politicians start looking out for themselves, it’s time to throw on a t-shirt that brings the heat with a touch of humor. The "It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets" unisex t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a clever quip and want to stay cozy at the same time.

This tee isn’t just about making a statement—it’s designed for comfort and durability, making it an easy go-to for any casual occasion. Whether you’re layering up for winter or just keeping things cool and casual, this shirt has got you covered.

Product Features:

Material: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, premium feel. Heather colors include a touch of polyester for extra softness and durability.
Fabric Weight: A perfect 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), striking the right balance between lightweight comfort and substance.
No Shrinkage Surprises: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures that your shirt maintains its fit and shape, even after multiple washes.
Built to Last: Side-seamed construction for added durability and a clean, tailored look.
Comfort in the Details: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures a comfortable fit that holds up over time.

Each of these t-shirts is made just for you as soon as you place your order. While it might take a little longer to reach you, it’s all part of a sustainable approach that reduces overproduction. So, thank you for your patience and for making a thoughtful choice!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

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