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My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't Men's t-shirt

$46.99 USD

Color: Black Heather

Size: XS

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Say hello to your new favorite t-shirt—the "My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't" unisex tee. It's soft, it’s witty, and it’s just the right amount of cheeky. Crafted for those who appreciate comfort with a side of humor, this t-shirt is perfect for lounging, laughing, or anything in between.

Whether you’re hitting the couch or the town, this tee has got your back—literally. It’s made to be super comfy, with a fit that flatters every body type. Plus, it’s designed to last, so you can keep the laughs (and the comfort) coming for years to come.

Product Features:

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (because only the best will do). Heather colors mix it up with a touch of polyester.
Fabric Weight: A perfectly balanced 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) that feels just right.
Staying Power: Pre-shrunk fabric means no surprises after washing—just the same great fit every time.
Craftsmanship: Side-seamed construction gives it a sleek, durable finish.
Comfort Zone: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds an extra layer of comfort, perfect for all-day wear.

And here's the best part—this shirt is made especially for you, right when you order it. That means a little extra wait, but it also means you’re helping to reduce waste and support a more sustainable way of shopping. So go ahead, wear it with pride, and know that you're making a smart, stylish, and witty choice!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

100% Laughs
Guaranteed

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