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My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Add a cheeky twist to your casual wardrobe with the “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't” unisex zip hoodie. Perfect for those who love comfort with a side of humor, this hoodie keeps you cozy while making a statement.

Why It Stands Out:

  • Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is as kind to the planet as it is to your skin. Certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
  • Superior Comfort: Experience the ultimate in coziness with soft cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece on the inside.
  • Unisex Fit: The relaxed fit with drop shoulders ensures comfortable wear for everyone, making it perfect for layering or wearing solo. 
  • Durable Design: Features a double-lined hood for extra warmth, a self-fabric collar and cuffs, and premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details.
  • Hidden Detail: Includes a moon patch on the inside of the back, adding a subtle touch of fun to your hoodie.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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