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Why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists Over Young Ones? Because the Old Ones Have Shaky Hands Men's t-shirt

$46.99 USD

Color: Black Heather

Size: XS

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The "I'm Not a Dentist, But I Could Give You a Filling" t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of in a tee, combining humor with style and comfort. Crafted from premium materials, this t-shirt is soft, lightweight, and offers just the right amount of stretch to ensure it’s comfortable and flattering for all.

Whether you're wearing it out or lounging at home, this shirt’s relaxed fit and quality construction make it a must-have in your wardrobe. Its design and durability mean it’ll stay a favorite for years to come.

Product Features:

Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric Weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Durability: Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain size and fit
Construction: Side-seamed for added strength
Comfort: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for enhanced comfort and longevity

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it may take a bit longer to deliver. By choosing made-to-order products, you’re helping to reduce overproduction and make more sustainable choices. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

100% Laughs
Guaranteed

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