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Why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists Over Young Ones? Because the Old Ones Have Shaky Hands. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

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Get ready to rock comfort and style with our “Why Do Women Prefer Old Gynecologists Over Young Ones?” zip hoodie. This hoodie is designed for those who appreciate humor as much as they do coziness. Perfect for layering or wearing on its own, it’s sure to become a favorite in your wardrobe.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Eco-Conscious Fabric: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is kind to the environment and your skin. Certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for quality you can trust.
  • Ultimate Comfort: The hoodie features a soft, cotton-feel exterior with brushed fleece inside, making it incredibly cozy whether you're lounging at home or out and about.
  • Relaxed Fit: With a unisex relaxed fit and drop shoulders, it offers a laid-back style that's perfect for any casual occasion.
  • Durable and Stylish: The double-lined hood, self-fabric collar and cuffs, and premium drawstrings with metal details ensure this hoodie looks great and stands up to everyday wear.
  • Unique Touch: A moon patch on the inside of the back adds a subtle yet charming detail that sets this hoodie apart.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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