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I Bleached My Asshole for This? Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

$42.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with the "I Bleached My Asshole for This?" women's relaxed t-shirt. This tee is designed to be both hilarious and incredibly comfortable, perfect for those days when you want to add a bit of humor to your outfit while staying cozy.

This t-shirt combines a relaxed fit with super-soft fabric to ensure you look great and feel even better. Whether you're pairing it with your favorite jeans for a casual day out or dressing it up with a blazer for a quirky twist on business casual, this tee is versatile enough to handle it all.

Product Features:

  • Material Composition: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft and smooth feel against your skin. (Note: Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.)
  • Fabric Weight: At 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), this t-shirt offers the perfect balance of lightweight comfort and durability.
  • Relaxed Fit: Designed with a slightly loose fit to enhance comfort and ease, making it a perfect choice for everyday wear.
  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and fit, wash after wash.
  • Side-Seamed Construction: Helps the t-shirt hold its shape and ensures a flattering fit.
  • Crew Neck: Classic crew neck design adds to the tee’s versatility, making it suitable for layering or wearing on its own.

Please note, this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. As a result, it may take a bit longer to reach you. By choosing to make products on demand instead of in bulk, we help reduce overproduction and contribute to a more sustainable fashion industry. Thank you for supporting thoughtful purchasing practices!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾
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I Bleached My Asshole for This? Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

I Bleached My Asshole for This? Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

$42.99

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.


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