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I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

$42.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this hilariously bold tee. The "I Wish My Dick Reached All the Way to the Floor. So the Shark Ate His Legs" women's relaxed t-shirt is not just a statement piece; it's also incredibly comfortable. Made with the softest fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for any casual occasion or to add a touch of humor to a more polished look.

Pair it with jeans for an effortless everyday vibe or dress it up with a blazer for a fun twist on business casual.

Product Features:

  • Material Composition: Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for unmatched softness. (Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester.)
  • Fabric Weight: A lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) that’s perfect for layering or wearing solo.
  • Relaxed Fit: Designed to flatter all body types with a comfy, easy-going cut.
  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Maintains its size and shape wash after wash.
  • Side-Seamed Construction: Ensures durability and a consistent fit.
  • Crew Neck: Classic neckline that pairs well with anything.

Each shirt is made on demand, so it may take a little extra time to arrive. By choosing to make products on demand, we help reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for supporting a more sustainable fashion choice!

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾
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