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I'm Jealous of Your Heart Because It's Pumping Deep Inside of You and I'm Not. Unisex Hoodie

$79.99 USD

Color: Black

Size: S

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Embrace comfort with a touch of poetic flair in our "I'm Jealous of Your Heart Because It's Pumping Deep Inside of You and I'm Not" unisex hoodie. This isn't just a hoodie—it's a way to express your feelings while staying cozy. Perfect for those who love unique styles with a bit of a twist.

Why You'll Love This Hoodie:

Unmatched Comfort: Crafted with a 100% cotton face and a blend of 65% ringspun cotton and 35% polyester, it offers the ultimate in softness and warmth.
Functional Design: Features a spacious front pouch pocket for your essentials and matching flat drawstrings for a stylish finish.
Cozy & Stylish: The 3-panel hood adds extra warmth for chilly evenings, making it your go-to for both comfort and style.
Unique Detail: Includes a self-fabric patch on the back that adds a subtle, stylish touch.

Note: This hoodie tends to run small. For a more comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Each hoodie is made to order, which means it takes a little longer to get to you. By choosing on-demand production, you help reduce overproduction. Thanks for supporting thoughtful purchasing and enjoy your new favorite hoodie!

Size guide

	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31
3XL	28	32

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