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It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets. Unisex Zip Hoodie

$86.99 USD

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Our products are custom-made. Once production begins, they cannot be canceled or returned. By placing your order, you agree to our terms and refund policy, including waiving any colling-off period rights under your country's laws. For order mistakes, contact support immediately.

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Say goodbye to chilly days with our "It's So Cold Out I Saw a Politician with His Hands in His Own Pockets" zip hoodie, a perfect blend of comfort, sustainability, and style. Designed to keep you cozy and looking sharp, this hoodie is your new go-to for both everyday wear and those unexpected cold snaps.

Features You’ll Love:

  • Eco-Friendly Fabric: Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, this hoodie is as kind to the planet as it is to your skin. Certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100.
  • Supreme Comfort: Enjoy the soft, cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece inside for a hoodie that’s cozy all day long.
  • Relaxed Fit: With its unisex relaxed fit and drop shoulders, it’s designed for ultimate comfort and a casual, laid-back style.
  • Durable Design: Features a double-lined hood, self-fabric collar and cuffs, and premium drawstrings and zipper with metal details for a touch of sophistication.
  • Unique Touch: Includes a moon patch on the inside of the back for a subtle, stylish detail.
  • Easy Care: Comes with a tear-away care label for added convenience.

*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
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